Is that your stimulus, or are you just happy to see me?

We have a lot in common Barry, your birth certificate and my face..Neither one are real.

Barry, now we're both minority leaders…

When are we going to tell Michelle?

I'm so flattered that you chose me over that bag, Frances Fox Piven

Meet me in the Lincoln bedroom..oh & bring your gavel

Get rid of Michelle and the kids and I'm yours for the night.

Your office or mine?

Nancy, why are you calling me Keith? In my own office no less. Do you scream my name when you're with Olbermann?

Nancy: Oh Barry… could you ever love me as much as you love yourself?

Obama: Let me be clear….no.

We've got them on the ropes now, commrade!

This time… you be Bill, and I'll be Monica…

We can conquer all the red states if you keep the media in your graces.