He actually thinks he's in charge…..LOL

This idiot on my right thinks you can help his ratings!

Obama is sitting there alone because Michelle hates both races now.

Obama is looking at the same girl you were trying to seduce last night.

I know I can beat this idiot this time!

Obama just told me that he thinks he can fool America again.

Obama doesn't think we know he watches Pee-wee Herman.

I saw it last night and yours is definitely bigger than his.

He's asking about the cigar again.

I just heard Dick Cheney invited Barry to go hunting.

We are being watched so keep smiling so we look like a happy couple, so I can beat this clown on my right in 2012.

Barry has no idea, but I planted super glue on his chair

I just told him the joke about the Donkey & the Elephant

No, I'm not horny.

I just heard Pelosi did a 'Lewinsky' with one of his cigars

Phony smile, it's actually a grimace, Bill. Someone slipped a laxative in his 5 Guys Burger. And he has to sit here for another 30 minutes.

He said HE could inhale.

you smell like michelle's a$$

"When I'm in office, I'm gonna make this ass*hole get under MY desk, and then I'm gonna shove a cigar in HIS ass!!!"

He's bigger than you. Oh, and tell Monica I said hello.