OK then, how about I create a spot on Mt Rushmore and throw in California to reduce our debt to you?

How much more of America can I sell you?

Can you lend me some cash to hold me over until payday?

Look Hu,we're printing the money as fast as we can. We can only cut so many trees before people start to notice.

I heard you people are great a counterfeiting , can you create a birth certificate ?

What do you mean we need a co-signer for another loan ?