Why his "college" records were sealed

And what did the little engine do next?!!

Could you tilt that teleprompter down a little,Joe?

How long until recess?

I don't care what Michelle says about kids eating healthy foods. I am the President and I want pizza for everyone!

I'm the smartest one in this room and I have the degree to prove it !

( thought bubble from kid on the right in the red turtle neck ) This guy has been flapping his gums for 10 minutes and he still hasn't said anything !

I'm going to lower the voting age to six, if you will vote for me.

Let's all spell it out loud now: S-O-C-I-A-L-I-S-M

Little Billy here just farted but I'm going to explain to everyone why it's Bush's fault.

Can we play golf at recess?

"Missy, one doller, plus one doller, iqualz eleven dollerz."