Now I'm going to show you guys the proper way to bow and apologize to the enemy.

Newsflash: The US Army has the enemy surrounded.

OK guys, now I'm feeling a little awkward.

No, seriously. You can't throw me into Gitmo. I'm the Commander In Chief!

You guys can stand at ease, I'm not really your Commander in Chief…

Huh? What's an Oath Keeper?

Threaten to waterboard me all you want, you boys still aint seeing my real birth certificate.