Sure… when I crap on the floor, they put me outside, when "he" craps on the country, he gets a pat on the back… tonight I'm pissing on his pillow!

"$$$ Too much $$$", said that Doggie in the Window

ready to pants the President

I'll bite his lip again if he tries to kiss me once more.

Who let the dogs IN?

First Lady and the Tramp?

Even a dog knows you don't crap where you eat…

I'd be euthanized if I did what you're doing.

In my owners position in 2013, on the outside looking in !

Why can't I be President? I have just as much experience and I was actually born in here!

(Bo thought bubble) :So that's what a Mutt looks like.