"Hope and change you said…
Messiah they said…
Now I lost everything…
You asshole!"

My presidency makes me want to cry too.

Relax, ma'am. My Death Panels assure me you won't be suffering from unemployment for long.

"It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to honkeys."

"Listen, I said you'd be wearing doorknobs as big as diamonds."

But…but… you said we'd get free cars and healthcare and jobs and money if we voted for change…

Why won't you leave already???

YOUR HEALED IN THE NAME OF ME !

You will be healed, unemployment insurance will go beyond 99 weeks.

I feel your pain; my job runs out in January 2013.

But Mr. President,how can I have hope in someone who's too stupid to know that they're standing on my foot?