The second term has been cancelled! Now I'll NEVER be President!

I took this job just certain that someone would shoot this idiot by now!

Studies show that Botox migrates to the brain.

It's so hard trying to think of something to say without making myself look like a dumbass!

I think being a fathead does make my ass look smaller…

Mor-on. Apply directly to the forehead.

Well,shit! I've super glued my hands to my forehead again!

New incoming top secret message (gaffe) from 'The Architect'