"shellacking: A heavy defeat, don't you guys know how to use google?"

Thought bubble: Dammit, he's standing in front of the teleprompter… what do I say next?

Just make up an answer to your question. That's what I'm going to do.

How was the recent shellacking Bush's fault?

Now that you got your ass kicked in the mid terms Mr. President, who do you plan on blaming this time?

Mr.President, How does it feel to have poll numbers lower than George Bush ? And is this somehow his fault ?

Mr. President, are you now flip-flopping on the change issue?

How does it feel to be on the receiving end of some REAL Hope and Change?

Obama-"No, I didn't order my copy of "Decision points" yet, why ?"

It's getting harder to program this LMAObamatron to smile on cue.