Those damn racist tea party members are out there, I can feel it !

Through the Looking Glass

That's right, the voters are coming for you next Barry.

What's with that tar pot and all them feathers?

Some one get me onto AirForce One back to Kenya now!

I hope no one else sees that illegal alien mowing the lawn

"Sigh"… I'm sure gonna miss this place, but I still got 2 more years to go.

Bill ,hide the interns Michelle is coming !

Oh no…. not another Glenn Beck rally!

Look at all you little people out there… why do you hate me so much?

So where's this tsunami they keep talking about?

New carpet in the Oval office… $1,000,000,
Failed Stimulus Package… $1,000,000,000,000,
National debt… $13,000,000,000,000 and counting,
Watching Bo take a dump in Michelle's vegetable garden…
PRICELESS!

Good. It's morning. The elections over. How'd we do,Joe?… Joe?….Yo,Joe?

Michelle's ass is getting bigger than a lie on my teleprompter, I've gotta tax those burgers at 5 guys more.