What's a Muslim like you doing in a place like this?

With the election just weeks away,President Obama,once thought to be the messiah,seeks the Archbishop's intercession for a miracle.

Just hand over your Jizyah tax like a good little Dhimmi.

The Pope did what!? You're shittin' me, really?

I need your help… I need these people to believe again that I'm the Messiah. Can you do that for me?

"How much to make me a Saint?"

About that abortion thing Mr. President; after meeting your sorry ass, I'm going to have a long, heart to heart talk with God.

The Power of Christ compels you!

If I can be a Muslim President, why not a Muslim Pope too?

Obama- Soon one day, I'll be bigger than the Pope or the church.
Archbishop Sambi- Not a chance in hell Mr. President.

I can't believe you sat thru 20 years of Rev Wright's crap Mr President… unbelievable!

Hey Bish, once me and my radical friends get the Mosque built in NYC, we'd love to have you stop by sometime.

Messiah,my ass! Your only followers now are two teleprompters!

Do you know of a prayer for a broken teleprompter?

Is it too late to pray for re-election?

Confession ? LOL, there isn't enough Hail Mary's in the entire Catholic church !