2 examples proving, 'No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.'

Emperor: "Uhh… can you see my new clothes?"

Hey, Michelle gives me blue balls all the time.

"Uhh…no one told me Socialist Utopia was populated with nearly naked homely women."

Why I oughtta bitch-slap you

Ain't you guys a little tall for Smurfs?

I'm here to redistribute America's wealth throughout the galaxy

Yes, make yourselves at home here, we welcome aliens from everywhere.