Look bitch… I don't care if you're not happy, just sit down and shut up! Next question…

Who the hell screened you?

Yo mama's so fat……..

Douchebag Unplugged

"Hot dogs and beans? Ma'am… it's Bush's Baked Beans' fault."

"Lady who are you…Thomas Sowell in drag?"

And you see on this wall is the last piece of the constitution we have left to shred.

"You're black, I'm half black, isn't that enough ?"

"Yes, I am your new reality! Did you know reality comes with two teleprompters ?"

a black woman who isn't happy with my policys ? You're really Rush Limbaugh in disguise aren't you ?

I told you I was going to change this country, so shut up and take your change !

Well,ma'am,would you like to go out for some waffles after this is over?

"Someone take this impertinent woman out back and stone her to death."

"Tase her!"

"What's so bad about hot dogs and beans, lady?"

Yes I understand your dilemma Ma'am, but this was the hope and change I promised you, so whats the problem?

It's going to take me a few more years to clean up the mess from the Bush administration; please vote for me again in 2012.