Good… no oil here either.

Now where the hell did that golf ball go?

Where's an iceberg when you need one?

♫♫♪Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale ……♫♫♪

Maybe if I paddle fast enough those damn FOX news reporters will give up and get off my ass !

President Obama,sensitve to the carbon footprint of AF1,uses "green" transportation for the 90 mile trip to visit Fidel Castro in Cuba.

Never a shark around when you need one!

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily…totalitarians will dream.

Paddling upstream,
Progressive does not progress.

Before this goes to print, airbrush out towline better.

Up the Creek

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily…Life is but a scheme!

He was a dork at the ball game but photoshopping him into a kayak scene sort of works!

A sport suited for those who have only one oar in the water.

for those who only have one oar in the water

Why does this thing keep going in circles?

Yep, once we furnish each illegal with one of these, they can cross the Rio Grande into the U.S. safely, where the taco and tequila filled limousines will be waiting to transport them, in style, to their chosen areas so they can proudly protest their inhumane treatment by Americans. So glad to see your American dollars at work on such a worthwhile necessity.

Why does it keep going to the LEFT?

Up S***T creek wit a paddle