Clinton- " Oh no, he brought his teleprompter, now he'll never stop babbling"

…and the other day while looking through the desk I found a long lost tape of Bill and Monica in the oval office…

…and we sucked up that oil faster than an intern in the oval off……uh,uh,sorry Bill.

Soon I will be the only other "black" President to face impeachment, proving America is a racist nation.

"Thanks to President Clinton, Michelle selects the new interns."

Oh no!!
Not the "driving into the ditch" routine again!!

So how's that Hope and Change been workin' out for y'all so far? Pretty good huh? Told ya' so!

"The Initiative is my ascension to Global President."

The reason I had the carpet changed in the oval office was to get rid of some old stains we couldn't identify…

"I'm trying to quit smoking…did you know you can't even get a cigar in the White House anymore…"

“I’m trying to quit smoking…did you know you can’t even get a cigar at the White House anymore…”

I've hired a new intern for the White House. She assures me her lips are sealed.