You're proof that you don't have to be born here to be sucessfull, I mean look at me…

Look honey… Obamao is here in our store… quick take picture!

"Chinese political donations last me less than an hour so I'm back for more."

OK,Mr. President,smile and say "I turned the economy to shit".

"Remember…lots of cash you nuts!"

"How about some of those extra-large rolls of dough?"

"I love those XL rolls of Chinese dough!"

I heard you have "fortune" cookies here, so I came to tax the hell out of you.