If you ask me to bow when you enter the room one more time I'm going to put a fist in that socialist mug of yours.

Go ahead Joe… take your best shot… I'm immortal… the chosen one!

I don't care if you did draw a smiley face on it Joe,you're not funny.

Look,for the last time,I'm not snatching any damn pebble from your hand.

Believe me, Barry, this is exactly how Nancy likes it.

He hasn't the slightest idea he is VP only because he makes me look almost plausible.

"Or, Sarah might come at you with a right uppercut…"

Training for 2012: "If she comes at you with a hard right…duck"

Training for 2012: "Watch out for her Sunday punch…better just take a dive."

Technically if I knock your dumbass out, I'm president while your unconscious…

Look at the left 'cause you ain't right!