It ain't Kobe chip beef now, is it?

Pssst…Join My Civilian National Security Force… Just as Powerful, Just as Well-Funded but Better Grub.

"After lunch can you boys remind me what it is exactly you do ?"

Was it really necessary to serve tea at this party?

Anybody here got some arugula?

I won't tell anyone your Muslim if you won't tell anyone I'm not American..Deal ?

Where's the bathroom? I gotta go throw up!

"I feel right at home in a mess."

I'm thinking of shutting down the VA and putting you guys into Obamacare… whatcha think about that?

Can you tell that I'm wearing makeup?