Am I suppose to shoot this Muslim asshole or salute him ?

I'll need to disinfect this shirt later.

Wow, they do stack shit that high….now take your hand off my shoulder!

Touch me, and I'll kill you.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Well, at least he's not grabbing for my wallet…

America's 1st Gay President

The Queering of the Presidency

Obama: "Respect my authoritah!"

I'm not your "Bro" dude.

Again, it's your dandruff disrupting your life.

Got Flakes?

Did you know Nancy has a thing for young boys in uniform?

America: Shouldering Irresponsibility