Trust me, you need the umbrella. Haven't you seen the Wizard of Oz.

I don't care what you heard on MSNBC I can't make this rain stop.

"Shouldn't one of those nice white secret service guys be doing this ? "

Dumber than a fencepost.

Honey, we all hate the Bush fence, but it stopped raining 20 minutes ago.

Marxy Poppins

Photo credit: Karl Rove

"Fucking retard!" – Rahm Emmanuel

Proof: President Obama's IQ < 80 = r-word

Do,or do not. There is no "try".

Former President of The Harvard Murphy's Law Review

What Can Go Wrong, Will Go Wrong.

Barry! You dumb ass!

Superclowardpivencommiemohammedalinskydocious

Supercommiesocialisticdemocratatrocious!

Woof.

give me a few days and i'll fix it