In and out… nice and slow… that's it…

Giving it to Michelle like he's giving it to America… in the rear.

Secretly I'm pretending your Harry Reid, he likes it when I do this…

I might call you Tiger if you had a driver instead of a putter.

Onback O'mama!

I've been wrong about Obama. He CAN do one thing right.

How am I gonna get this monkey off my back…

Jungle Love

Bitter Clinger In Chief

President Klingon

Your President on Crack

I'm so lonely.

Stuck on Stupid

Bill showed this move to me,honey.