What biceps?!

Hit me. I've got two face cards and a pair of spades.

My what big age spots you have, granny.

Childen are so beautiful before they grow up to look like their mothers.

Oh, no, honey, I'm sure your ass won't grow to be as big as your madre's.

Bring me a cheeseburger, fries and a chocolate shake, old white lady.

I'm going to be Queen of America one day.

Well… are you the prettiest little Marxist child…

The queen said, "That's some nappy-headed ho there."

Arrh ararrharrh arrrrrrrrrrrh.
That's Wookie for "It's a pleasure to meet you."

So my dear… how's it feel to be the daughter of a jackass, hmmm?

So is mommy and daddy teaching you how to spend other peoples money?

So what I've heard is true…
a white woman can have a black baby,
but a black woman could never have a white baby!

Isn't that sweet?
She says she wants to "let me eat cake"!