Barry… face the facts… you’re not a big f*cking deal anymore.

No Barrack… I don’t think you can build a mosque next to the White House.

Take it from me…at least I didn’t have to lie, cheat and steal to get my job.

Listen to me, I can out scumbag you any day of the week.

Barry, just one kiss, please?

Don’t you watch Psych? The crazy white guy is supposed to be in charge. The articulate, bright, clean, nice-looking black guy is just the sidekick.

As far as replacing me with Hillary remember that it’s “bro’s before ho’s”, not the other way around.

No,I don’t have my finger up my ass…see!

How many fingers am I holding up?

Don’t bend the fabric, infidel!

Barry… the more you fuck up, the better I look!

I just had a visit from Nancy… Wanna smell my finger?

Joe showing Barrack how many states he’ll win in 2012

Only this many stimulus dollars were spent on the economy Barry… deal with it.

No matter what happens, Mr. President, you’ll always be clean and articulate to me.

One more screw up from you and I might have a chance in 2012

Approval ratings are low, so how about a TV show, like… Buck Farack in the 21st Century?

Who’s the more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?

At the rate your going… just one vote Barry, that’s all your gonna get next election.

Pull my finger…

1 more Supreme and we’ll bury them.