Yeah, you think I voted for you, you slimy scuzzball?!

Gimme all your bread. Hahahaha. No, seriously.

You know, we snuck higher ed loan reform into the healthcare bill just to make sure young white folks like you will still be behind that counter to vote for me in 2012…

Barack — Are those bagels halal?

Do you really want to ask me “how’s it going” Mr. Obama?

Do you sell bread seed too? I want to surprise Michelle with a little something for her garden.

So, this is the famous Limp-Wristed Presidential Handshake, eww.

How much longer is it to 2012 Mr. President?

Like shaking hands with a dead fish.

I had a high paying job before this prick was put in charge !

Spread my bread with some of that wealth, Mr. President

Ok bread…now for circuses.

Which way to the circuses?

How about bailing ME out asshole!

Mr. President, I’ll let go as soon as you give me my future back.