Hmmm… how can I screw America today?

Why is Carter standing over there pointing and laughing at me?

"I wish I had enough testosterone to grow a beard."

If I can get Michelle to go to the south of France for 2 weeks then I can get in 12 or more games of golf.

Did you smell that ? I farted. Hmm, I thought my $hit didn't stink.

Thought bubble : "Hmm..a mosque at Ground Zero!"

Caption: Foot-in-mouth disease. It can flare up anytime.

Hmm… how can I funnel tax dollars to the mosque without the American taxpayer finding out?

Lie about the economy… check,
Health care… check,
Bankrupt America… check,
This job is easier than I thought!

I wonder if I sent them the drawings for my new statue for the mosque?

Hmm… how can I wipe my ass with the Constitution today?

What would Farrahkan do…

I think some might be catching on that I meant I was transparent…

Transparency personified