Please don't kick my ass.

Just smile politely. He bows to everyone.

If I bow, maybe he won't eat me, too.

Gov. Christie:
You have absolutely got to be
mother-fucking kidding me!

Would somebody please slap the sh*t out of him please!

Go ahead keep bowing and laughing… all the way to 2012, then we'll see who's laughing then.

Hey Christie… don't squeeze so hard! Hey… it's starting to hurt man! HEY!

I'm not worthy………I'm not worthy………I'm not worthy………

Don't bow to me yet fool… it's not 2012 yet!

I'm gonna kick HIS ass if he doesn't stand up straight!

You gotta be kiddin me. Does he think I'm from another country?