"And what's truly unique about the Obamamobile is that it provides 10% higher fuel-efficiency at four times the cost, it's completely funded by the federal government, and it only turns left."

And, by shutting down this plant, I will create jobs in the robotics industry…

Under my new plan the lies about how I "saved or created" all of your jobs will grow to this big.

Describing the size of Nacy's hole after someone snuck in a photo of it on the teleprompter.

… and did you know Michelle's ass is this big?

Better shut your mouth before a fly gets in there.