People are making fun of me on the internet! Flip the kill switch!

Just go to "getajob.com" to see how you too can study to become an IRS agent.
The next real job growth opportunity.
(offer maybe void after November elections.)

Now I'm defragging my conscience. This will take some time.

I've "created or saved" almost 10,000 files!

Hey, ask Bill Gates if this is bulletproof Windows.

When I'm thru with this, you'll only be able to see naked pictures of Nancy Pelosi on here… that'll stop porn on the internet!

When I take over the internet, you'll ONLY be able to see what I want you to see.

How do I get Whitehouse.gov on this thing?

…and soon the government will take over you're internet with a whole new internet. The only way you can log in is to log in under .gov

When I take control of the internet… you won't be able to talk shit about me anymore!