…and The Washington Monument will be replaced with The Barack Hussein Obama National Monument right over there.

Cameron:
Wow, there must be at least ten-thousand Tea Partiers out there!
Obama:
That guy in the back just said the N-word. I could read his lips!

Obama: Look…you can see the Gulf oil spill from my house.

From here you can see Nancy's bedroom, see? Right over there.

"All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me."

Yea, you see that American flag over there? Yea, I apologize I'm putting the British flag up along side the African flag. Whadya think?

See? I can see England from my house.