No, I didn’t mean “all the British” when I said British Petroleum David……of course we’re still friends…..no I’m not lying…….

No dear… I haven’t plugged the hole yet.

Joe the Plumber? Can I get you to fix a leak?

Rahm?… Yeah… this is the perfect crisis we’ve been looking for…

Hello… “Fix-A-Leak”?

What were those available Tee Times again?

No Joe…we can’t just drop bags of “Oil-Dri” down there.