Gee your derriere smells horrific.

Dunderhead & Bubblehead

You bring the whip, I'll bring the whip cream…

To each according to his needs, Baby!

Daddy, did you plug the hole yet?

Tonight baby… I'm plugging your hole.

I'll let you go to Target if you don't tell anyone I over compensate because I have a small penis.

I'm going after the women for votes now, please tell me how to pull the wool over their eyes.