Remember when YOU had some money?
I hope I can change that.

A trillion dollars just doesn’t go as far as it used to.

I can pickpocket on the micro scale, too.

The stash of Obama money.

My stimulus package. Don’t leave home without it.

All of the things I have done for you and all I get is this stinkin money clip?

Tax payer on aisle 9 just got taken again.

Don’t squeeze the sh%#head.