X-Boxes, I-pods and Pads…Oh My!

If they find out Kagan's a man then we're screwed.

Americans too much money…snort…
illegals getting ice cream…sknxx…
tire pressure gaugeZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Why did I marry an ape?

Friggin' internet, where's Cronkite and Katie when I need them?

Geez Blumenthal, what were you smokin during Vietnam? There goes the Dem votes.

Doesn't anybody read around here?

Contacts > Arlen Specter > Delete

The next social issue on our agenda, Mr. President, is polygamous marriage rights for transgender pedophilic canabals.