I knew I'd live long enough to see the false prophet of the anti-Christ.

Regardless of what Reverend Wright told you, it's just Graham – not Graham Cracker.

"And I owe it all to you Mr. Fontane."

"See, isn't it cool? And all you had to do was take a pill for that!"

"Come on, old man, just say it — 'God damn America!'"

BO:
Tell Jesus that I want Him to accept me as His Savior.