Just a regular guy picking up regular groceries….like arugula and Wagyu steaks…….and beer.

"I'm gonna play off this fake smile as though I'm not pissed about that guy cutting in front of me and taking the last watermelon. It's okay, I'll just use his tax money to buy one from the next crappy grocery store to make it look like I'm a friendly average American!"

Proof Michelle is a double bagger.

Brown bag recursion

Brown bag for a brown noser

Obama finally has a bag.