Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer.

Talk to the hand.

Stop with the Tea Parties or I'll take November off this year's calendar.

I forgive you Americans for your sins.

Listen to my voice, go back to sleep America.

Stop using logic and intelligence to refute me.

Teddy…..come forth!!

Obama tries faith healing on his approval rating.

I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth

NOT.

I love touching my teleprompter — gets me excited.

How did Hitler do that "Zig Heil" thing again?

Hi. I'm Forrest….Forrest Gump. Stupid is as stupid does!