He'll do whatever it takes to "grow a pair".

6% Black. 94% Poser.

Jackass of all trades – master of none.

I'll bet George Bush can't do this!

A Gold Medal performance if ever I've seen one.

9.7….9.5….9.4….9.4….9.9….9.7…

At the Special Olympics, everyone's a winner.

FRRRRRRRRRRPPP

I hope that was only a fart

Whoops! Almost became a Mac Mama!

The "Cool Guy" needs some coolness.