Obama reveals that he is no smarter than a 5th grader.

When are you gonna bring my mommy back like you promised?

"And this, young man, is how you screw over the American public."

Just think someday you can grow up to be total moronic president just like me.

Health care reform? What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

And with a single stroke of … two dozen pens, voilà, no more freedom.

You signin that heth care bill when I can no longa orda salt onda menu?