This is the biggest thing I've ever had in my hands!!!

Whack job.

Some tea partier was quoting the constitution over there. He he he, what's a constitution?

Babble with gavel

"To the left, to the left, that's it. Ahhhhhhh."

Break it down…
Stop hammer time

If America only knew how really screwed they're going to be!

"Steny and me's goin' to Barney's later, and we're bringin' the gavel!"

GOT GLOAT?

I can not wait to use this on my girlfriend.