Lama scolds Obama

It is a great honor in our country for one to leave…um, by the back door…uh, through the snow…um, past the trash bags…

Obama: Red is definitely the right color.

You don't know how good you've got it over there, Lama.

Seriously, Tiger says he's a Buddhist.

What do you mean,"Don't slip on a banana peel on your way out"?