Each union guy is responsible for one lever,
so to increase jobs you just gotta install more levers
…ya see?

This here panel is what runs the teleprompter, sir.

just flip the switch and iran is done

We could always pull by numbers so you can understand Mr. President.

As you can see sir,the National Debt Clock is at full power.

No Sir, I don't know how that "Bush/Cheney" sticker got up there.

In case of emergency your face will appear on all tv and computer screens in the country

Sir? Oh…uh… "NObama" means that you will be not be in danger of exposure in an emergency

No, those aren't boobs Mr. President

This is the switch for the atomic bomb and this is the switch for the radio. You need a code for the radio.

Beam me up SCOTTY