Which finger is it I use to wave at the Tea Partiers again?

Uh, I thought there were 57 states but I found two more.

There are two, two, two mints in one.

how many lies am i telling you?

I only said Corpseman twice not 3 times

Pull my fingers.

This is as close to the Shocker as Michelle lets me get.

If you expect me to address the Junior High, I'm gonna need at least TWO more telleprompters.

And now for my impression of Jimmy Carter's Killer Rabbit.

President Obama indicates to the press how many states he expects to win in 2012.

How many stimulus bills will you need to destroy the American economy?

Don't think I'm not keeping score.

I want to make myself clear, I said TWO people watched my speech last night.

Listen when I tell you I have three people who will alwys love me