They used to call me swishy, but that had nothing to do with basketball.

I know more about basketball than I do being president.

I've been tellin everybody I'm better at basketball, they don't believe me.

I'm pickin the Bulls we have enough stimulus left to bribe the other teams. Hey we did it for health care.

Me being here is a B-.

I just farted. Watch wave it at the rich fat white guy.

Five.
Five Trillion.
Five Trillion dollar deficit!