Hey, for the photo can I bat you up side the head with my cane?

Cane and not-so-able

The last 8 years? What the hell did you do last 8 years?

Stop me if you’ve heard this one: We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union…

Your budget makes mine look like chump change.

You’re smiling now, but wait til you are the scapegoat!