There's a good spot for me on the left.

Uh,uh,uh,uh where's their teleprompters?

Mt. WHAT? RUSHmore? I don't want my face on anything that starts with RUSH!

Who are these people?

How come I'm not on there yet?

There's not enough room for the ears.

What's that you said? That I'll be up there soon?
What's that you said? With a rope around my……..neck!