Obama Grade School World Tour 2010!!!!

Let me be clear. I support a child's fundamental right NOT to do homework.

ok kids spell it with me, teleprompter

Let me tell ya a liddle story 'bout a man named Jed ……..HEY!…Hey KID!,leave that teleprompter alone!

I only need this stuff for the Pledge of Allegiance.

…and then the Magnificent President threw all the Evil Bitter Clingers into the gulag to work for us forever and ever so we could live happily ever after. The end.

…and now I'd like to introduce my Safe Schools Czar, Kevin Jennings, who will show you what we think tea parties are really all about

Goofus is to Gallant
as TOTUS is to talent.

…and now my Safe Schools Czar will show you different way to use your fists

Remember my little comrades, if you hate America enough, you can succeed in Hollywood, rock 'n' roll, academia or government.

Remember my little comrades, if you hate America enough, you can succeed in journalism, entertainment, academia and government.

You see kids, it just goes to show you that you can be president too as long as you have a teleprompter.