Want-ads….want-ads….where the hell are the want-ads?

I need a new economic adviser…
Ahh! there it is!
Psychic Friends Network 800-797-4477

At least this job will look good on my resume in three years.

Hmmm…that First Amendment is going to have to go.

where the hell is the used truck ads. ah there they are

It's getting to where I just can't read a thing without my teleprompter.

I wish these media fools would learn not to put my promises in print

Who's black and white and red all over?