This is your brain on Obama.

You should'a seen the one that got away!

Cloudy with a chance of fake potatos.

It's tough to act against a blue-screen with a CGI potato.

Grown in MO's real garden by real doctors with real labcoats.

A tater and a traitor

Tiger f'in wood yea!

All of my future vegetable-picking will be televised on C-Span.

I yam what I yam…and that's all I yam.

MO meets her intellectual equal.

Yam and Yammer.

For the first time in my life I'm proud of my fertilizer.

Yam and Ham

Overcome nothin'…I'm First Lady an' still I have to be diggin' up sweet potatoes from the garden.

Social Justice

See? I told you I kept them in my purse!

Uugaa Booga, I pick this for you serfs. A present from your King. Now, eat peasants and give thanks to the great one, King Hussen, uh, on the second thought, bad choice with the middle name. How about King O, Yea, sounds groovy. Maybe King OB, like Obie one Kanobie. Neato.