Harry:
I must say, your skin looks exceptionally light today.

Sorry about that little faux pas. Can I buy you some fried chicken and watermelon to make up for it?

is that mike tyson behind you? crap

How can they say I’m racist…you know I always take my coffee light negro.

Is Schumer still glaring at me?

I’ll kiss your ass if you tell the media you forgive me.