You didn't stop me from accidentally reading Kevin Jennings' "Fisting" speech on national television why?! …because Perez Hilton might have been offended?!

Never look directly at Nancy Pelosi.

Owww! Joe wait till I finish my bow before you start your bow.
Now let's try it again…

Damn that LMAObama.com website!!
It made us both cry Joe!!

Cutting off your nose to spite your face is a bitch.

When you're as great as we are, Joe…the altitude just gets to ya sometimes…

Plausable Deniability!
I did not see anything.
I did not see it either.

Now get it right dufus… When my nose is out of joint your nose is out of joint

That "Game Change" book really screwed us both. See, that's why transparancy sucks!

Great news guys…
Palin's on FOX!

Hey guys, so what if Palin's on FOX now?
They're not real news anyway…right? Right?

wtf,